wheresmarkey.com
paid political satire
A Search-and-Find Adventure

Where's Markey?

He's not in this picture either.

Missing

…and counting.

We've looked everywhere. Almost.

Scan the crowd at Fenway. Check the diner in Worcester. Search the ferry to the Cape. Somewhere in all that red and white, one Senator is very hard to spot — and the search grid keeps pointing south.

1

Checked: Maryland

A comfortable home well outside the 617. Suspiciously easy to find.

2

Checked: Malden

Registered there. Rarely spotted there.

3

Checked: The last 50 years

Long enough in office to forget which state he's from.

Live

The Markey Cam

Round-the-clock coverage. Still no sign of him.

LIVE · MA STATE LINE
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Markey Cam is a satirical bit. No actual surveillance of any person is implied or conducted.

Join the search party.

Massachusetts deserves a Senator who's easy to find.

Found: The alternative

Meet John Deaton

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